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Worst in Travel 2017 Good news guys: I’ve ended 2017 with as many teeth as I began the year with! Unlike 2016… Also no trainwrecks, no fainting in filthy Peruvian bus stations, no motorbike wrecks, no stitches, no times spent in Carib sewers, and no broken camera lenses. Here are the stupid things that happened to […]

Wanna Be a Paid Travel Blogger? Here’s the Bullshit Being Slung How I’ve made $414.68 as a travel blogger Before taxes of course. Don’t worry, I have no qualms putting it all out there. My dignity died somewhere on the dusty trail between shitting my pants in public in Ukraine, wedging my pizza-worshipping, cheese-loving dimpled